You can legally annoy library patrons without getting thrown out! The secret is in one word: subtlety. If you have a penchant for annoying people, follow this sure-fire way to grate someone’s nerves. The best part is this: they can’t throw you out!
All of these annoying things rely mainly on planning. You can’t let anyone know that you are intending to annoy. You have to act as natural as possible. If you’re an actor or have acting experience, it will come in handy. More